I am feeling totally ambitious, but am using all this energy for screwing around! Blogging, chatting online, playing computer games. And with this office looking like Hiroshima. Gads!

Hello again.

Alrighty, then! It's official. I am back. I totally go underground for the holidays. There's just too much to do and by the time the holidays are here, all I want to do it lie on the couch and veg. Did everyone have a lovely holiday? What didja get? I got a very cool car emergency kit in this great leather bag. I'm such a practical Capricorn. Don't ever give me jewelry, okay? I'm the only woman in the world who won't like it. Give me something I can use! I also got Joni Mitchell's new CD. A little money. And that's about it. My mom and I chipped in for a new fax machine for the house in lieu of gifts. We need a fax machine, what can I say! Then Jessica gave me a "Goddess" candle, and Maria gave me a scarf with my logo on it, which she made! She never ceases to astound me, with her clever artistic abilities.

The three of us hung out last night - had some chow then headed over to Friendly's for ice cream. (Thanks for the ice cream, Maria!). She loves ice cream like little kids do - gets all excited at the mere mention of it. lol.

Jessica and I were playing this game - the "Porn Star Name" game. Your first name is the name of your first pet, and your last name is the name of the street you grew up on. So my porn name is "Fuzzy Wuzzy Durnan"! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Please list your porn star name in the comments! I want to know. So anyway, I forgot Jessica's name already. 'Cause I'm a duh. Anyway, we made this plot to secretly ask Maria, through normal conversation, the name of her pet and street, then just laugh at her without knowing why! Because we're so infantile. So her pet was named, and I have to spell it phoenetically because it's spanish, "Creekee", with a nice roll of the "r". Then we tried to get the street name, and she doesn't remember it. Then she started telling us this story of growing up in Puerto Rico, and these sad stories. That's all I'll say. Sad stories and experiences for a little girl. So Jess and I didn't even talk about it, but I'm sure she felt as crappy as I did while Maria was telling her story. Still, Creekee is a great porn name, even without a last name. Me siento, Maria.

So what's your porn name?

WE ARE HERE!

Almost ready to come out of my holiday hibernation. This is pretty much sleep, eat, drink, watch loads of TV and catch up on shit time. I don't think I've spoken to anyone! Except my friend from out of town, and really, I didn't get to talk much. It's all about HIM!

Will write more soon!