Wednesday, February 12, 2003

Don't be my Valentine

Alrighty, here it is. My anti-Valentine poem. I promise not to go on a rant about "hallmark holidays" and such, since I've already visited that. But I will say that I despise what's become of this holiday, and the rabid manipulation of emotions and obligation placed on spouses and significant others (especially men) in the name of this holiday. It's much the same as Christmas: Show your love - give me a present. Guys, I'm on your side.

And now....

High Coup
© 2003 Leah Zicari

Dumb hetero girls
Pussywhip their nice boyfriends
On Valentine’s Day

Buy me some flowers
Or I’ll hold it against you
The rest of the year

What if he’s decent
Two-four-seven, three-six-five?
It doesn’t matter

Get used to it, boys
This is the way it will be
The rest of your lives.


Monday, February 10, 2003

I'm Maura Tierney!! Woo Hoo! Well, I want her, at the very least. She's so hot.
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