Bye!!!

Tomorrow I leave for Buffalo to do A Chorus Line for two weeks. And in between shows I'm heading to Canada to record some more. (I better practice...) So after tomorrow it'll be like 2 weeks before I can blog again!! Unless I manage to find 1) time, and 2) a high-speed computer.

Maybe I'll be inspired to blog before I leave, but if not, y'all rock on!

Celine Dion is the Anti-Christ

So I'm doing this show (Joseph and the ATD) and none of us knew about this but the geek emcee who introduces the show says, "Before we get started we want to remember what's going on on the other side of the world. So we ask everyone to stand up". And I'm thinking, what, a moment of silence? Is someone going to sing the Star Spangled Banner? Suddenly a music track is heard over the speakers, and .... it's......Celine Dion's version of God Bless America. Okay, notwithstanding the detail that SHE'S A CANADIAN ("God bless America, my home sweet home?"), there's the issue that she's schlock X10. So we all had to endure that over-produced maudlin version of that tune. This later causes my buddy Maria, who HATES Celine, to have the

QUOTE OF THE DAY:

God is a woman, and she hates me.

Quote of the day

These damn sheets are fucking up my suave!!!
- Lisa (*dreamy sigh*)

Moody Moody

When the hell is IMood gonna add "premenstrual" as a mood choice?

Mmmmmmmm........beeeeeer....

I just sucked down a Heineken in about 2.5 minutes. Is that bad?

And it was my last one, too.

Dang.

Quote of the Day

Yesterday my mom, aunt and I were at a memorial service, followed by memorial dinner at a cheesy Italian restaurant. Mom and Auntie had to leave right after eating because they had tickets for 36 Views, a play at the Geva Theater here in town. Mom, Auntie and apparently most of the audience thought is was really boring and hard to follow. Which caused my mother to say:

"For this we gave up a funeral?"

The two things in life that are certain

That was my week. One wake, one funeral, one memorial service and finishing my taxes.

As Lisa says, at least there's something in my life that's certain.

Priorities

I spent $1030.00 on my cats last year, and $535.00 on groceries.

It's official. I have become a cat lady.

Hell has frozen over!

No, I didn't sleep with a man... geeeeezzz!

Ladies and Gentlemen, I, your not-so-humble correspondent, Bitter, actually slept through the entire night without waking up once!

There's this commercial....

I heard it on the radio, and it's to raise awareness about the warning signs of a heart attack. And the announcer says, menacingly...

"Do you know what to do if you feel a crushing pressure in your chest?"

Well, sure I do. I lift Puddy up and move her lower!

HAHAHAHAHAHA!